Beyond the new stadium
the Blues and the Reds
The Union unarmed coats
buttblowinsmokenosedagentsorangelitcigar
and fed heads
versus
black-eye Red Men witch tchaws on the mound

Refrain:
Ol’ Oxydiced Gallown
and Larry Loozzhuyr
Pierre LePasshone
and Igii Tagrip
Homer D’runer
and Sty Rofformnip
and CC Seenyuer,
Sigh D’Eyedeeyel sashay
with Lowheat Loozyano with Booby LaBoozyeah

and their spirits are pumped
from the hearth underground
while Carlhess von Chuicer
is messing around
beneath the great sky box
o’er the short skirts of town

Wehrring Outfox in beach Crocs arrives
with Downsett Rhedwhitenbhluelhives
steppin’ onto the rubber
and uses up quite a few over da summers
With Rajahc Lemones..

Bridge:
Their owners may say
comes Spring give a damn,
They just play for the pay
I wonder do they?

Refrain:
Ol’ Oxydiced Gallown
and Larry Loozzhuyr?
Pierre LePasshone
and Igii Tagrip?
Homer D’runer
and Sty Rofformnip,
and CC Seenyuer,
Sigh D’Eyedeeyel?
Lowheat Loozyano with Booby LaBoozyeah?

Well, no matter what else
they are all here today
Whatever the board of directors may say
And Iwan Adieeyel
like all o' them icons
Freventa duPopi and Riel Fierreahl..

Refrain:
Ol’ Oxydiced Gallown
and Larry Loozzhuyr
Pierre LePasshone
and Igii Tagrip
Homer D’runer
and Sty Rofformnip
and CC Seenyuer,
Sigh D’Eyedeeyel sashay
with Lowheat Loozyano with Booby LaBoozyeah

Flevrent Vanilopeed
The lefty Hal Hefty
and Ron Don Hopawn
who hammered out seventy
back when it is going, is it going?
Its’ gone!

Refrain:
Ol’ Oxydiced Gallown
and Larry Loozzhuyr
Pierre LePasshone
and Igii Tagrip
Homer D’runer
and Sty Rofformnip
and CC Seenyuer,
Sigh D’Eyedeeyel sashay
with Lowheat Loozyano with Booby LaBoozyeah..

Epilog:
Harry H. Hoosier..
Garrison Gunnar..
F. (for Flyin') Free Quent (aka: Freakwent) Friar..
P. Inch D’runer..
Berry berBarry..
Favreed O’Fewel..
Al Lee Apostolee..
Diamond Jackyule…
©2008 g.o.

anna

viper with a hemi cobalt blue alumi-num
glossi- plexi- fiber semi- firestoned pearly snake venom
holy quasi- poli- sexi- moli- maximum
o my, that girl's got power now and then some!

she's an up and coming chicster, all america awaits
she flips her hair, cracks a smile across eleven states
she loves her brand new dot com store for skates and bubble gum
my, my she got the power now and then some!

so suggests get it together, gather 'round the breakfast bar
'hello, i believe in faith that i must be a movie star
and with fast food on my mind, i'm growing thinner'

..size four appetites need more than b.f. skinner
and she feels so much she cannot keep it in her

yeh, the bright girl light but heavy diggin' kill shots, kickin' sand
she sky dives svelte victoria's falls somersaults and lightly lands
peacock feather touchin' water pirouettes while playin' possum
my, my she wants more power now and then some..
©2008 g.o.